JOKE:TESTIMONY OF THE YEAR

I can  just help laughing. A regular reader  of VSIX NAIJA BLOG sent me this Testimony just to point out that in our churches today that some testimonies are uncalled for.read and lets have fun lol *wink*

 Listen to a testimony....Praise the lort. Hmmm! It's not a small something. Well, actually, it all started a two day ago, which I'm in my house, so a small hungry is catching me, so I look in the house nothing much to chop only small plantain which I've not fried before....

So, I tell myself to fry it and chop, as I'm frying that plantain so, phone ringing, so I look, it's a faring place, so I now run, which I reach there, it's my father which call, so I now say, father call after, plantain frying. I keep it. So now, I now turn around, as I turn around, all of a suddenliness everywhere in my house have turn to smoke. Children of God as i'm approaching, smoke is biging, smoke is just biging and biging. It's a fearing thing o!, if it's you self, you 'll fearing. So I now call on my God, I sing his sing which daddy say make we dey sing. The sing did not work oh! The smoke is still biging make I talk true. So I now call the name of Jesus three times. I shout Jesus Jesus Jesus!

All of a miraculously, smoke start to be vanishing, to where? I no know. It's a miracle thing. Smoke start to disappearing small, small, small. Then, my plantain have burn to ashes.

Hallelujah...Praise the lort somebodies. But my main testimony today be say, I chop that charcol and nothing happen to me church praise the lort. Alleluyah.....